I even went a step further and said that if you wanted to buy a superior booze-maker, look to Diageo (NYSE: DEO @$59.59).

I went on to give a lot of good reasons before concluding that the market was a little risky at that point to be jumping into DEO; that I was just comparing the two stocks so that readers could see how much a windbag is this character JJC. Then I concluded that "maybe Ill just short STZ".

How did I do? Well, how do I (almost : -)) always do?

Today " just four trading sessions later " DEO closed $59.60, up 1 cent. STZ closed $57.00, down 2.3 percent. Ka-ching!

It's fun ringing the bell, but it's not easy walking the talk.

I don't envy the role Cramer is taking with MadMoney. He's a terrific entertainer, and he's doing a great job getting his audience involved in equity markets; but he's probably not batting more than .500, and in my book that's not good enough.